In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. King Popeye.In the land of bags-on-our-heads, the man with eyeholes cut in his bag is still faced with the some odds of marrying a fugly chick.At least you couldn’t pick a nicer landscape to walk around with a bag on your head. It’s colorless, featureless, and has no sharp corners.
From the collection It’s a long way to Heaven by Abner Dean (Farrar and Reinhart, 1945).
Lady, That's My Skull 
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. King Popeye.In the land of bags-on-our-heads, the man with eyeholes cut in his bag is still faced with the some odds of marrying a fugly chick.At least you couldn’t pick a nicer landscape to walk around with a bag on your head. It’s colorless, featureless, and has no sharp corners.