Advantage: Me

I’m standing at a gas station trying to get my dad to answer his cell phone. After filling up the gas tank of my car I realized the car key had broken off in the ignition. I’ve been fruitlessly attempting to connect with my Dad and I need him to drive over and bring the spare key. While I’m on the phone a homeless man walks up…

Hobo: Excuse me, can you spare…
Me: Oh, hey. Can I borrow 60 bucks?
Hobo: Uh…I don’t…
Me: That’s what a locksmith is going to cost to get my car running. Can I have some money?
Hobo:  Sir…I don’t have…
Me:  But you’re wearing a nicer coat than I am.

Homeless man turns and walks away.

Me: Yeah, right! How do you like it, dude?