Not liking my cat statue

My Lucky Cat has been waving the magic money spell in it’s paw non-stop for 5 months now so
  WHERE ARE MY F*****G RICHES?!?!?!?

How To Read Tea Leaves

It is refreshing to see an Archie Comics feature even as old as this one actively discouraging superstitious belief and practices even though they go about it by insulting the reader in a self-aware “We’re So Stupid We’re Cool” sort of way. This short (probably drawn by Ernie Colon) predates the long period when the Archie cast was used as an arm of the similarly faux-magical Cult of Suffering propaganda division.

From Archie’s Mad House #10 (February 1961).