Batman Has The Best Toys

In this month’s issue of Legends of the Dark Knight #204, Batman ignores crime and plays with his set of Average Citizens of the DCU action figures from DC Direct. Escaping his high-pressure life-style of drunken billionaire by day and grim avenger of the night by night, Batman relaxes by playing “Waiting For The Bus”, “Watching TV” and “Working In A Warehouse” with his exclusive collectors edition dolls.

No, he’s not recognizing the child in the man. He’s just weird.

On Those Recent Heroic Poses

By now everyone has seen the ASBARTBW #5 cover focusing on Wonder Woman’s hindquarters and the response that reveals way more of Hal Jordan than I ever wanted to think about.

Meh. This is all a day late and a dollar short. Check out this panel from the May 2001 issue of Detective Comics #756 featuring Batman, Superman and Lois Lane.

I hope that dangly thing is Superman’s foot.

If I want to see a large mammal-toe in spandex I’ll just read Alex Ross’ Justice #5.