So…an older woman, accompanied by her long, long, long suffering son came into the store to return a turkey she had purchased for the Thanksgiving holiday. She wanted to return it because she was convinced that the turkey contained a human fetus that someone had planted into it.
Yep. Not kidding.
This woman would not let the concept go that someone had tampered with her turkey. What she was convinced was a human fetus was in fact the turkey neck, that is included and stored with the giblets in the cavity of the animal. She remained in a panicked state until the meat department produced a fresh replacement turkey sans giblets and pieces-parts. She was assured that our products do not contain humans and consists of only government approved farm animals.
We do sell chicken embryos by the dozen though!