Paper or plastic?

People that go to the store to buy just one apple and then ceaselessly giggle over the product code being ‘4020‘ is probably one of the greatest arguments there is against legalizing marijuana. Can’t you kids handle it? It’s embarrassing. Seriously, not cool.

I imagine a bio-degradable pipe that can be eaten or disposed of otherwise is easier than throwing a metal pipe out the window when the cop car lights turns on and is cheap enough to keep buying so mom won’t find anything incriminating while searching your room. But are you really fooling anyone? Most telling is when I give the group of teen-aged girls purchasing just one apple among the six of them my best fatherly disapproving stare and one starts eating it, meekly claiming, “I’m really only just hungry.”

Sure you are, sweetie.

Honestly? Don’t care. Just make the penalties while driving under the influence or being stupid while intoxicated too horrifying to contemplate. If this keeps up some politician is going to demand that like cigarettes no one under 18 can buy fruit.

You can bet that when Hayley Mills buys an apple it is for eating.

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