With my birthday coming up in the next couple of weeks the wife asked me what I wanted as a gift. Without hesitation I told her I want bed covers embroidered on the side with the phrase CONTINUED AFTER NEXT PAGE.
When the wife asked for what purpose I could possibly want anything like that I informed her that it was so I could throw myself sobbing on the bed in order to perfectly emulate this comic book panel from Personal Love #2 (Nov-Dec 1958).
I don’t think a day would pass where I wouldn’t act out the scene at least twice.
I’ll probably just get a new Leatherman or Gerber multi-tool, though. My wife doesn’t get my humor.